Bird jokes

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What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang' ?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?
'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ?
Eat him on Saturday !

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
A battery hen !

What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch eggs !

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