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What do Scottish owls sing?
Owld Lang Syne.

What did the scornful owl say?
Twit twoo.

Two owls were playing pool.
One said, "Two hits."
The other replied, "Two hits to who?"

What do you get if you cross a giant, hairy monster with a penguin?
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?
It was stuffed.

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